Wywiad z Acheronem

Abadonna

Jak na razie po angielsku, jeśli jednak będzie zainteresowanie, to go dla was przetłumaczę Wink

If you could shrug off all your duties and responsibilities for one evening and break out your guitar, who would you, Acheron Parthenopaeus, jam with?
That's hard to say. I have extremely eclectic tastes, but it would probably be a toss-up between Bo Diddley, Black Eyed Peas, or Papa Roach. The where wouldn't matter really. It's all about the music. It really does soothe the savage beast within.

Ash, what's the one thing you want most out of life?
Peace. It's strange how the simplest of things is often the most difficult to obtain. I guess that's why it's so valuable.

What effects do microgravity and high g-forces have on the physiology of Dark-Hunters, Arcadians, Katagaria, Apollites, Daimons, Charontes, and you?
Hard to say on the Dark-Hunters, Daimons, and Apollites, since they've never been exposed. The Were-Hunters who fly deal with it constantly, so no real effect there, but the Charontes have a game where they see how fast they can reach escape velocity. They love the rush of it. But once they are in microgravity, it's a bit tricky to get back—oh, the fun with Simi here. The first time she did it and realized that she couldn't belch fire in space was not fun. She pouted for a month. As for myself, I like cruising space. It's entertaining.

You have lived longer than any human on the planet, seen more, heard more, than anyone else can ever dream of. In all those years and all the knowledge that you've learned, what does it mean to be human?
It means letting the sun shine on your skin. Braving the possibility of bad to have the good. But most of all, it means seizing the moment because it may never come this way again. By the way, that's something I once read on a Bazooka bubble gum wrapper. The true answer is I have no freaking clue since I'm not now, nor have I ever really been, human.

What was your favorite pastime before you became a Dark-Hunter?
Going to the theater. It was particularly entertaining in the past when men played the parts of women. And one time in Rome, the stage fell apart. They fed the stage director to the lions afterward. Ancient man wasn't particularly forgiving. Makes you wonder how much more challenging baseball would be if you upped the stakes for errors.

What will you do when Simi finds her mate?
See above about being fed to lions. Or maybe cannibals. Yeah, definitely one of those two things.

So who and/or what is Savitar?
A big pain in my ass.

What is in that backpack you guard so zealously?
Simi snacks. Trust me, a demon without snacks is a scary thing. Global warming takes on a whole new meaning

While I understand and appreciate the comfort of leather umh... doesn't it get kinda hot during the summer? Do you have stock in baby powder?
The beauty of not being human: I don't sweat. But you're right. On some it can get a little gamy.

What is your favorite comic?
Neil Gaiman's "Sandman".

Do you play video games? If so what's your favorite kind?
I certainly do. Dead to Rights or Resident Evil. I also have a strange fixation with Destroy All Humans. Not sure why. But I think you humans should be afraid.

How are you coping with the two new female additions to your household?
I now understand why the Chinese symbol for war is two women under one roof. I don't know how humans suffer this. It's almost enough to make me want to go live with Artemis.

Why do you like Goth so much?
I look good in black. Seriously though, the Goth community is more accepting. They like my fangs and don't think twice about my eyes, height, or Simi's horns. Plus, most of them have read Kierkegaard, Kant, and Sartre. And they love to debate the Hobbesian State of Nature with me.

What's the most annoying, frustrating, or irritating thing that you've come across?
Computers. Are they not the bane of all humanity? And spam. I'd like to feed spammers to Simi.

Hellchaser

Ja jestem jak najbardziej zainteresowana przetłumaczonym wywiadem, właściwie z Simi też, więc jeśli nie jest to problem to bardzo proszę. Czytam trochę w eng ale bez słownika ani rusz niestety Sad